*Tromps into room* Hey all. You by chance
haven’t seen a leather clad dominatrix hauling a plastic bag of goodies run
through here, have you?
“Looking for me, slave?” *muse
waves* “You’ll have to pardon, Dakota. She’s just a little pissed at me.
I don’t understand why…"
*ready to explode* Don’t understand why? Listen
you thieving little witch. I need the rest of those things so I can finish my
pie!
*shrugs* “Well, maybe you should’ve of thought
of that before you decided that I wasn’t important enough to make fudge for.”
“Look! I told you I’d make you fudge, AFTER, I
finished the pie I promised Alyce.”
*pouts* “I’m your muse. You have to keep me
happy. Or you’ll write nothing but shit…”
“Now, you’re threatening me.” *crosses arms*
I should just hide all your damn toys again. Or send you back over
to Lucian’s bar.
*pales* “Not happening. Not setting foot inside
that place again. The last time he made me do dishes! Dishes of all
things.”
*shrugs* Well, maybe if you were nicer you wouldn’t
end up in these kind of messes.
“Phiffff! I’m a muse. It’s not in my
prerogative to be nice. I’m supposed to be a whip wielding bitch to get
your ass in the chair writing.” *cracks knuckles* “And I’m good at my
job.”
*groans* Don’t I know that. Three am is
not a cool time to wake me up and demand that I work on a story I haven’t
touched in months. *cuts eyes at muse* Especially when I have another
story due first!
“Suck it up buttercup! And just to show how
generous I am. *throws something*
*scrambles to get object before muse changes
mind*
“Thank you, slave.”
*turns* Oh, hell no you don’t! Put the
flogger back. It’s part of the prize basket!
“Nope, possession in nine tenths of the law,
slave.” *tucks handle of flogger between her breasts. “Mine now!
Unless you can catch me.” *disappears*
You know if I didn’t need that little witch I’d
shove her down the nearest manhole. But unfortunately, I do.
*squeezes bridge of nose* So here's the deal…. if you haven’t
figured it out yet...My muse has done absconded with several of the items I
need to make my family’s pumpkin pie. All because she wants fudge.
*shakes head* So we’re on a scavenger hunt to find the items.
And today. *looks at item at feet* it looks like we got back my
jar of cinnamon. So be sure it enter it on the rafflecopter thingie
below for a chance to win signed copies of all three print books in the Doms of
Napa Valley series, the flogger that Livvy just took off with. (I’ll get back,
promise!) and some really cool swag.
I’ll be drawing a winner from the entries on the
19th and posting it on my
author facebook page. Now, I’m off to go wrestle away that
flogger from my stubborn muse. *scratches chin* Did I forget
anything? Oh yeah, I guess I did. Benevolent Master, will be on
sale up through the 18th, for $2.99 (which is nearly half off of the original
$4.99 cover price.) So
clicky here if you want to save, because on the 19th, the price goes back
up. :D
Also a big thank you to TL Reeve for allowing me
to take over her blog today. Be sure to catch me and Livvy tomorrow at Ellie Potts blog. Maybe by then
I’ll have gotten the flogger back from her.
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Thanks for having me. :D
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